Extra Extra: When the DJ says to put your hands up, you do it

Good Friday afternoon in New York City, where the subways were not great back when Andrew Cuomo was governor.

Here's what else is happening:

• Midtown is getting a new gimmicky skyscraper called the Torch.
• The city's Department of Health has closed Jacob's Pickles on the Upper West Side for a long list of violations including live rats and roaches.
• Zoomers have finally come around to Millennial style.
• Millennials themselves are getting divorced.
• Diddy told the courtroom sketch artist yesterday that she's been making him look like a koala bear and he doesn't like it.
• There was a panic on the streets of Birmingham. (A bull got loose.)
• They're saying this new club Signal is cool and fun.
• ...but eat a proper meal before you go, among other tips for clubbing.
• And finally, acting normal in the club: