Extra Extra: The Satanic Truth About Monster Energy Drink Exposed

Oct. 22, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

Because Monster energy drink might be pro-Satan, check out today's end-of-day links: Mooch interpretive dancing, headless chicken monster, Treehouse Of Horrors ranked, Cardi B ASMR video, morning routine tips, Trump midterm anxiety, and a puppers lovefest.

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  • And finally, I hope we're not interrupting anything: