Extra Extra: The Roosevelt Island bus isn't running like it used to

Good Monday afternoon in New York City, where the East Village huupe isn't connected to Wi-Fi because they don't want you streaming inappropriate stuff on the backboard.

Here's what else is happening:

• The free red buses that do loops around Roosevelt Island aren't running at peak performance these days.
• John Mulaney is coming to Broadway in a play based on short humor stories about love and romance, with music by the Magnetic Fields.
• A new public art installation at Penn Station is "going to stop you in your tracks," writes Time Out. (As a courtesy, try to avoid stopping in your tracks.)
• The Brooklyn Museum got a new logo.
• Congrats to Team USA on coming in third place in the Paralympic medal count.
• The Wu-Tang Clan, who performed at the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show on the Staten Island Ferry, have declared this the era of the female rapper.
• Apple released a new wristwatch that's a compass and a cell phone.
• The New York Giants are bad.
• Aaron Rodgers is getting a Netflix show.
• "Would you eat insects if they were tastier?" Totally.
• See ya in the park tonight!
• And finally, justice for frog: