Extra Extra: The blue cabs are leaving NYC

Good Monday afternoon in New York City, where the Hudson River is cleaner than you think.

Here's what else is happening:

• Federal prosecutors are recommending a year of probation and a $9,500 fine for Erden Arkan, a Brooklyn construction company owner who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud by using his employees as straw donors to support Mayor Eric Adams' 2021 campaign.
• Parts of Passaic County in New Jersey are in their fourth day of a boil water advisory following a water main break in Paterson.
• Revel is pulling its blue Teslas out of New York City's rideshare game.
• Long Island Democrat Joseph Scianablo, a Marine veteran and former NYPD officer who's running for Hempstead supervisor, is taking heat from his Republican rival over what Scianablo said was a dumb 2008 prank in which his brother went on his Facebook account and posted, "I just s—t myself watching animal porn."
• The crypto investors who rented a $75,000-a-month townhouse in Nolita and threw parties with a bunch of women who work at Brandy Melville allegedly kidnapped and tortured someone to try to steal his coins.
• The Yankees are struggling.
• White rappers are not struggling.
• The Magic Wand has been around for 57 years.
• And finally, not a rat: