Extra Extra: It's Reportedly The End Of Human Civilization As We Know It In 2050, And I Feel Fine

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• Good news everybody: a new report suggests there is "a high likelihood of human civilization coming to an end" by 2050.
• The Cut profiled Billions star Asia Kate Dillon, and how their character on the show helped them clarify their own identity.
• The NY Times investigates how elite public schools "lost" their black and hispanic students.
• Man it's a hot piece: read the ultimate oral history of "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas. "When I listened to the lyrics and heard, 'It’s a hot one,' those lyrics are outside of time and gravity. I thought we had entered a place of immortality," Santana said.
• CJR asks: who is Florida Man?
• Check out the official trailer for the upcoming Bob Dylan Rolling Thunder Revue documentary by Martin Scorsese.
• Mystery of the day: "Did Canuck the crow swoop off with a knife from a Vancouver crime scene?"
• Do NYC bars sober-shame customers?
• This McSweeney's article is just *chef's kiss.*
• The man who attacked the Central Park Jogger was a serial rapist and murderer who struck before and after—now, the survivors of his attacks speak for the first time.
• Barry Jenkins will direct a film based on the life of famed choreographer Alvin Ailey.
• And finally, I want to live here: