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• Here is the funniest thing I saw on the Internet today.
• Ohio State has concluded that a team doctor sexually abused at least 177 men, including many varsity athletes, while working for the university in the 1970s, ’80s and ’90s—and college officials knew about the actions for years and did not act to stop them.
• The best thing you can give yourself today is the gift of watching the delightful official "Old Town Road" music video.
• An NYPD cop was busted by the FBI today in an alleged murder-for-hire plot that targeted her estranged husband.
• Here's the trailer for Woody Allen's unreleased "Rainy Day In New York" movie very few people are going to end up seeing, in case you were curious.
• Moving your couch on the subway is certainly a bold move.
• Keanu Reeves. Puppies. What else do you need to know?
• Tyler, The Creator has a great new album, IGOR, out today—check out the "Earfquake" video to get a taste.
• Dear lord, this is what the Mets' "Seinfeld Night" bobblehead looks like.
• Actress Esmé Bianco, who played Ros on Game Of Thrones, opened up about filming those sexposition scenes while she was processing being a sexual assault survivor herself.
• The Cut has interviews with couples where one does and one does NOT give a hoot about Game Of Thrones.
• Drew Magary writes about surviving a traumatic brain injury/explosion with humor and care.
• The manager of the last Blockbuster on Earth talks about what it's like to run a business that is an endangered species.
• And finally, you bounce I bounce: