Early Addition: The Onion Responds To Michael Cohen's Hilarious Legal Threat
May 22, 2018, 10:25 a.m.
Because Royal Wedding guests are cashing in on eBay, check out today's midday links: R Kelly sued, bowl food, Issa Rae profile, Colbert interview Dean Baquet, Trump's unsecured phones, and a Twitter argument in real life.
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- Scientists have discovered that humans can eat out of concave, nearly hemispherical vessels.
- R. Kelly has been sued for sexual battery, false imprisonment, and failure to disclose an STD.
- Trump may or may not meet Kim Jong-un, but they've already minted coins honoring the occasion.
- Stephen Colbert bugged NY Times chief Dean Baquet about those times Trump has called him to complain.
- Insecure is coming back this summer, so check out a good Issa Rae profile in GQ.
- Trump uses at least two unsecure phones, which means he's doing the exact thing he demanded Hillary Clinton be locked up for.
- Royal Wedding guests are reselling their gift bags on eBay.
- Brooklyn rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine has been accused of attacking an NYPD officer during an arrest.
- The Onion printed a hilarious and very real legal threat it received from Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen in 2013.
- And finally, a Twitter argument in real life:
