Early Addition: Teen Hospitalized For Chicken Nuggets Addiction
Jan. 26, 2012, 12:51 p.m.
Because a Florida doctor thinks breast implants are like bullet proof vests, check out today's mid-day links: "The Office" spinoff, a mezuzah thief, Wilco's Popeye video, kitten kicking.

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- Councilman Robert Jackson running for Manhattan BEEP.
- A Florida surgeon thinks all women should get breast augmentation as a safety measure.
- School crossing guard arrested after assaulting her boyfriend at the school where he works.
- L'chaim: Drew Barrymore is thinking about converting to Judaism.
- The latest Wilco video for "Dawned On Me" features the first hand-drawn Popeye cartoon in more than 30 years.
- NBC is developing a spinoff of The Office featuring Dwight Schrute and the hilarious hijinks on his beet farm.
- Someone has been stealing mezuzahs at the Trump Village Apartments in Sheepshead Bay.
- Cool new website shows you how to eat like a local.
- Chicago man arrested for kicking a kitten like it’s a football, then celebrating his imaginary field goal.
- A 17-year-old girl has been hospitalized because of her addiction to chicken nuggets—she says she's eaten almost nothing but them since she was two!
- And finally, this dog is utterly transfixed by the motion picture masterpiece Marmaduke.