Early Addition: How to order gas in New Jersey without embarrassing yourself

Good Wednesday morning in New York City, where the Port Authority bus terminal had to shut down after a multi-bus collision.

Here's what else is happening:

• Rich people aren't fleeing yet — Manhattan home sales are up, driven largely by cash buyers.
• More and more, crews of buff thieves are stealing ATM machines.
• Virginia Maloney, the daughter of Rep. Carolyn Maloney, won the Democratic primary for a City Council seat representing the Upper East Side.
• We got some Luckin Coffees.
• If you pull up to a New Jersey gas station and don't tell the attendant to "fill it up, regular" with the same confidence you brought to your wedding vows, prepare to feel absolutely humiliated.
• Wishing a speedy recovery for Red Panda.
• Good luck to these old dads.
• Will Sharpaissance.
• And finally, no boom: